He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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