Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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