so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests đ
Liz Cheney wasnât exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying âYAS QUEENâ for in 2021 but here we are
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