I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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