i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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