I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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