You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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