D3 body, D1 cock
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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