then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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