doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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