Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Plan B is the new Plan A
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Dear god my vagina.
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