Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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