Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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