So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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