Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Randomize
