They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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