I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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