just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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