she was so not down for the gang bang
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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