So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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