Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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