tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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