Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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