Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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