Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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