Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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