Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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