I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
True strength comes from lack of pants
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
