let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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