I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
