I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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