Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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