I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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