you win again, gameday.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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