I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
...so i touched it.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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