so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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