Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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