i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
