I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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