do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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