why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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