I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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