I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So many bounce houses so little time
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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