11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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