i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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