did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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