Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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