...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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