just come out here and I will go home with you...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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