check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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