I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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