just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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